hahahahaha

this is no ordinary vegetable steamer karen my computer wife.

womensweardaily:

First Look at Roberto Vasi
A calf hair camouflage boat shoe from the Roberto Vasi fall ‘13 collection.

womensweardaily:

First Look at Roberto Vasi

A calf hair camouflage boat shoe from the Roberto Vasi fall ‘13 collection.

I have a headache and a while ago i wrote a thing about a headache and this headache feels a lot like that headache but i can’t find the thing i wrote and i want to be able to talk about why this headache is here but i literally cannot find the words i wrote and i can’t rewrite them because they won’t make sense.

You’re not our waitress, but I just want to let you know that we’re gonna want dessert.
quoth the dakota

in my many oreo binges i have found that the perfect ratio of cream to cookie is 2 double stuffed creams to 3 cookies.

world’s worst tattoos. this girl got a chastity belt tattooed on her and then fucked the tattoo artist afterwards.

I am frustrated.

thesmithian:

[look of the hour]